A Little Mama Vanity, a Lot of Bubbles & One (Possibly Luteal) Serial Killer!

On this episode we’re diving deep and keeping it real—from those flawless filtered selfies to navigating the toddler birthday party pressure. First up, let’s spill the tea on those cringe-worthy moments when we see ourselves in distorted looking photos and the ‘minor’ touch-ups we make in editing. Next, we’re tackling the whirlwind of birthday party chaos: from that picture-perfect balloon arch to the inevitable overthinking of goody bags. We’ll explore the weighty expectations we mamas place on ourselves to conjure up magic for our little ones. Magic moments of Memorial Day weekend, (spoiler: the bubble machine is definitely stealing the spotlight). And just when you thought we’d keep it light, we’re throwing in a twist of true crime: yes, we’re finally unpacking the New England serial killer who’s been making headlines—why this one feels so unsettlingly close to home and possibly just… luteal. Enjoy!

Topics Discussed on This Episode:

  • 2:30 Over Editing Our Photos… Ramona Style

  • 10:24 Prepping For A ‘Stress Free’ Toddler Birthday Party

  • 21:59 Memorial Day Weekend Festivities

  • 30:34 The New England Serial Killer Story

Resources mentioned in this episode:

Pine Point Beach Maine… Community facebook page with details about the 4th of July Parade

One of the most redeeming things about being a parent… Is the opportunity to right parenting wrongs from childhood

Our children will believe everything they hear… Especially from the ones they love most, their parents

Moms are paying it forward… one viral TikTok movement is making it cool to be kind — and cashed-strapped mamas are the beneficiaries

 

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